The cake is a lie, unless you're Vahr and Sky.

[Evahr]

<Nakomis> [ Evahr Shadewalker ] - [ Packmember ] - [ Description: A tall, lean male with ink-colored fur and sea-blue eyes. A very quiet, distant wolf, who has the inate ability to blend in with anything remotely dark (and uses it frequently). ] - [ Quote: "This is a family. Of that there is no doubt. I just wish I could say with confidence that it is mine." ]
* ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Evahr
<Evahr> This was a triumph.
<Soren> Heya Evahr
<Skystone> I'm making a note here, huge success.
<Soren> What was?
<Evahr> It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
<Nao> ....it's been a looong time... how have you been?
<Skystone> Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.
<Evahr> For the good of all of us,
<Evahr> except the ones wh are dead.
<Skystone> But there's no sense crying over every mistake
<Evahr> *who
<Evahr> You just keep on going 'til you run out of cake.
<Skystone> And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are Still Alive.
<Evahr> *interlude*
<Evahr> I'm not even angry.
<Soren> ....what on earth are you guys talking about??
<Skystone> I'm being so sincere right now.
<Evahr> Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
<Skystone> And tore me to pieces.
<Evahr> And threw every piece into a fire.
<Skystone> As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
<Neekodemis> Okkkay am I missing something?
<Soren> ....
<Evahr> Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
<Soren> Yeah. Evahr and Sky are obviously speaking in the Black Wolf-speak that no one else can understand,
<Skystone> And we're out of Beta we're releasing on time.
<Evahr> So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we've learned for the people who are Still Alive.
<Soren> Think about it. Sky and Evahr's characters are both black-furred.
<Neekodemis> Ahh yes. The diaries of a lone wolf.
<Soren> Either that, or they're quoting a song.
<Skystone> Go ahead and leave me... I think I prefer to stay inside.
<Evahr> Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
<Nao> quoting portal 1's ending theme, "still alive"
<Skystone> Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance.
<Evahr> Anyways, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
<Skystone> Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
<Nao> you guys need to update your act
<Evahr> When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
<Neekodemis> And I'm sitting here all dumbfounded like I was pulled into a love hate triangle ><
<Skystone> I've expiriments to run. There is research to be done on the people who are Still Alive.
<Evahr> And believe me, I am Still Alive.
<Nao> www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o
<Nakomis> Title: Portal 2: End Credits Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton [1080p HD]
<Skystone> I'm doing science and I'm Still Alive
<Evahr> I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
* Roisin ([e-mail]) has joined #amaranth
<Nakomis> [ Roisin ] - [ Fledgeling ] - [ Description: A multi-hued femme with ebon-tipped ears and almond colored eyes. She has a scar on the left side of her face, spanning the distance from the corner of her eye to the side of her muzzle, closest to her nose. ] - [ Quote: The heart feels what the eyes cannot see and what the mind fails to understand. ]
* ChanServ gives voice to Roisin
<Skystone> While you're dying I'll be Still Alive
<Roisin> Hello.
<Soren> 'Ello
<Evahr> And when you're dead I will be Still Alive.
<Skystone> Still Alive.
<Evahr> Still Alive.
<Roisin> Hello, Sitka, Nao, Neeko...
* Evahr highfives Sky.
* Skystone high fives Vahr
<Skystone> XD
<Nao> Hi Rois
<Evahr> That was BRILLIANT.
<Evahr> We so did not even plan that.